Pirate Journalism

My SyFy e-mail tells me that Outer Space Astronauts will have their “season finale” this Tuesday. What is that? Like 3 episodes? More likely, Syfy has come to their senses and are canceling the crappiest show ever to appear on TV (Heck, it made reality TV look good in comparison), but are too embarrassed to admit it.
So, remember not to tune in to Syfy on Tuesday, because you still might accidentally give yourself brain damage by catching a glimpse of this moronic production. (or wrestling–same difference).