Pirate Journalism

When I heard that Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith (Will Smith’s son) were doing a remake of Karate Kid, I thought, “Cool, hopefully the kid won’t be as whiny as Ralph was” and thought that it was a little strange that a Chinese actor was playing a Japanese maintenance man/martial arts instructor.

But now that I have seen the trailers, I realize that it is all right, because Chan is playing a Chinese maintenance man/martial artists, who teaches the “Karate Kid” kung fu.
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let it sink in.
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The Karate Kid learns Kung Fu!!!!!!!!
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It hurts my head. But the film still looks pretty cool. Check the trailers here.