Geek Strand: Another Exciting Edition of Bits & Bytes

I know you all love my Bits & Bytes segments. I do, too. However, to be honest, I just couldn’t think of anything to write long about, so I am throwing out some of the cool little things that I have seen out into the ether.

Gotham Goes Nuts

The Bat and the Cat are obviously tied up in each others lives in Arkham CityDespite the fact that everyone even slightly aware of the video game market and the dynamic success of Batman: Arkham Asylum has known for months that a sequel was coming (Heck, there has been a teaser trailer out there for most of the year), everybody has gone gaga over the recent and official Time Warner announcement. Of course the big news was the name: Batman: Arkham City.

As the name, and the teaser trailer, hints at, the madness of Arkham has spread beyond the walls of the asylum and escaped into Gotham itself, along with Joker and a host of other cronies.

Teasers and hidden clues abound, but nothing from this spat of hype over the Fall 2011 release is cooler than the awesome Batman and Catwoman images released for the announcement.

The only disappointment is the one-year plus wait for the game. I hope that Rockstar Studios and WB will use that time wisely.

Geeking Out on the Beach

So, where do you get your geek on at the beach? Well, places vary, but if you want to hook up with the geek-like-minded on the strand, you need to head over to MBGeekOut.com. While the site is simple, the group is worth checking out. With interest and professions ranging from real estate to video games, the Geek Out celebrates their diversity with monthly get-togethers ranging from baseball games to trivia nights at area pubs.

So, if you are a geek feeling alone in a sea of frantic tourists and crazy locals, look them up. You can also find them on Twitter and Facebook at #mbgeekout. (Yes, use the “#” when searching Facebook for them, too).

Starcraft II: Wings of Commerce

Just for the record, Blizzard’s Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty, the long-awaited (12 years!) sequel to the hit sci-fi strategy game sold 1 million units in 24 hours.

Other game designers should take note of this, because Blizzard produces two of the most successful brands of computer games (Starcraft and Warcraft) and when they release a product, they do it for BOTH computer systems – Windows and Mac – at the SAME TIME.

That’s right. There is no whining about no market for games on Apple computers or that it’s too hard to do both. Blizzard does it, and they are consistently among the top computer game earners every year.

Published in: on August 12, 2010 at 22:44  Comments (1)  
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Ask A Geek…Another new feature.

Ask A Geek…

Here at Geek Strand Central, we are starting a new feature, the Ask A Geek advice column. I, your humble certified geek of all trades, will answer your questions on technology, comic books, science fiction, your love life (or lack there of) and any other question—from a geek’s point of view.

To get your questions answered, you can e-mail me at chris@alternatives.sc or send direct messages to @blueninja on twitter. You can also find me at MySpace or Facebook as theoriginalblueninja.

Just to get them out of the way, here are some answers to some common geek questions: 42, Star Wars, Batman, yes, shazbot and Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing.

Now, on to questions submitted by my readers (or at least those who responded to my late night Twitter request):

What is the deal with comic books? Why do they read like illustrated soap operas?– Summer, Weirton, W.Va., via Facebook.

Gambit of the X-men explains super-hero soap operas

Gambit of the X-men explains super-hero soap operas

Ah, ma chere, ‘llow me to ‘splain to you what the deal with comic books is. (Okay, trying to write in a Cajun accent is harder that trying to talk in one, so just pretend that you are hearing the voice of the X-men’s resident cardsharp Gambit for the rest of this questions).

Back in the day, there was this guy named Bill who wrote a lot of crazy stories that were looked upon as trashy writing for the commoners. Nowadays, his work is considered one of the foundations of modern literature.

Back in the day, but not as far back as William Shakespeare, comic books were looked upon as trash for kids. Most comics were one-shot stories, even if the characters stayed the same—like in Superman or Batman—the previous storylines had nothing to do with this months or the next. This mirrored most of the other media out there at the time. There was no sequel to “Casablanca” or multipart storylines in the Andy Griffith Show.

Well, as the world grew up, so did comic books. At first, multi-issue storylines came around, and then this guy Stan Lee decided to come up with a hero that didn’t have a perfect secret identity. This poor guy would have to balance school, family, girlfriends and super villains all on a freelance photographer’s budget. There were no playboy billionaire bank accounts to buy web shooters or secret Spider Caves.

This idea revolutionized comic storytelling and soon the character behind the mask became as important and the super hero’s adventures.

The “illustrated soap opera” era really kicked off when the X-men rose in popularity in the 80s. With super-sexy being a side effect of having super powers, the hook-ups, break-ups, friendships and rivalries between heroes, and villains, began to flesh out the lives of super heroes beyond the battles and villainous traps.

In addition, since this is fiction, or melodrama, things can’t go ease. There is no simple fall in love, get married, have a baby, grow old in the comic book world. It is more like meet a super-villainess, fight, kiss, fight some more, kiss, fall in love, save her from another super villain, turn her to the good side, fight on the same side against other villains, have her blown up in a battle, think she is dead, find out she wasn’t really dead and that she has come back as a villain again, fight, fall back in love, find out she is really an alien replacing her, kill the alien clone, and free the original from the alien prison only to find out that she has fallen in love with another prisoner…etc.

Yep. Sounds like a super-powered soap to me.

Don't Look if you are afraid of blue, glowing naked guys!

Don't Look if you are afraid of blue, glowing naked guys!

Who else is scarred from exposure to Dr. Manhattan’s “junk” in “The Watchmen?” – Brent, Pittsburgh, Penn, via Facebook.

Only you.

Christopher Huff is a self-confessed and unrepentant geek who has been living, writing and playing on the Grand Strand for several years. You can learn more about him and his writing at www.piratejournalism.com. Comments can be sent to chris@alternatives.sc.

A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum

In ancient times, the men would gather in the in village square to discuss philosophy, literature and events of their time.
That is the origin of the forum.
Over the years, it has evolved (or devolved) into different forms, ranging from the Senate floor to the corner bar.
Then the Internet came around and a new level of this ancient tradition was formed. Newsgroups were the first version, letting people from around the world communicate on various subjects—some serious, most not. It was on the newsgroups that I was first exposed to the Internet. The World Wide Web was still a dream and graphic were nearly unheard of. Then came the chaos of chat rooms, then the personalization of instant messaging.
However, people still hungered for a venue to debate their particular interests. E-mail groups like Yahoo Groups and Google Groups came along, but somewhere along the line, the now archaic idea of newsgroups was reborn in the form of forums.
Online forums seem to have become the default discussion forum. Nearly every Web site seems to have one of their own and to get anything done, you have to join. I have encountered products support pages where you have to join the forum to file for a refund. No, you can’t call. No, you can’t fill out an e-mail form. No, you can’t come to our store; you have to join our forum.
Personally, I don’t understand their attraction. First, you have to join, filling out you name, username, password, pick an avatar and all the little details required of you. Then you are not done. You have to wait for an e-mail to confirm your membership.
With e-mail groups, you had your Yahoo or Google ID and you signed up. All the details were there and all the discussion came to you chosen e-mail program.
In forums, you have to go to their web site and log in, check your messages, then scan through hundreds of posts in an attempt to find the conversation threads you are following.
If you are lucky, you have a forum with good software. I have been to lousy forums where the search function didn’t even work, and the most necessary functions, like e-mail notifications for when other members message you or even to warn you of new posts on conversations you have been monitoring.
Even to this day, the bad software for forums still exists and is in use. And it can be all avoided with a simple e-mail group.
Now, I am not saying all forums are bad. Apple.com’s support discussion group is probably the example of forums done right. And PBJunkie.com, the premier forum for paintball players is well  done… and…well, that is about all. I can’t think any other forums that I go to by choice. They are just too clunky and cumbersome for me to carry around in my Internet life.
The De-Evolution of Forums

The De-Evolution of Forums

In ancient times, the men would gather in the in village square to discuss philosophy, literature and events of their time.

That is the origin of the forum.

Over the years, it has evolved (or devolved) into different forms, ranging from the Senate floor to the corner bar.

Then the Internet came around and a new level of this ancient tradition was formed. Newsgroups were the first version, letting people from around the world communicate on various subjects—some serious, most not. It was on the newsgroups that I was first exposed to the Internet. The World Wide Web was still a dream and graphic were nearly unheard of. Then came the chaos of chat rooms, then the personalization of instant messaging.

However, people still hungered for a venue to debate their particular interests. E-mail groups like Yahoo Groups and Google Groups came along, but somewhere along the line, the now archaic idea of newsgroups was reborn in the form of forums.

Online forums seem to have become the default discussion forum. Nearly every Web site seems to have one of their own and to get anything done, you have to join. I have encountered products support pages where you have to join the forum to file for a refund. No, you can’t call. No, you can’t fill out an e-mail form. No, you can’t come to our store; you have to join our forum.

Personally, I don’t understand their attraction. First, you have to join, filling out you name, username, password, pick an avatar and all the little details required of you. Then you are not done. You have to wait for an e-mail to confirm your membership.

With e-mail groups, you had your Yahoo or Google ID and you signed up. All the details were there and all the discussion came to you chosen e-mail program.

In forums, you have to go to their web site and log in, check your messages, then scan through hundreds of posts in an attempt to find the conversation threads you are following.

If you are lucky, you have a forum with good software. I have been to lousy forums where the search function didn’t even work, and the most necessary functions, like e-mail notifications for when other members message you or even to warn you of new posts on conversations you have been monitoring.

Even to this day, the bad software for forums still exists and is in use. And it can be all avoided with a simple e-mail group.

Now, I am not saying all forums are bad. Apple.com’s support discussion group is probably the example of forums done right. And PBJunkie.com, the premier forum for paintball players is well  done… and…well, that is about all. I can’t think any other forums that I go to by choice. They are just too clunky and cumbersome for me to carry around in my Internet life.

Published in: on June 19, 2009 at 16:29  Comments (2)  
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Setting Sail!

Ahoy!
This is just a quick note to let you in on what is going on. I am migrating to WordPress, and bringing along my old stuff from Beach Ninja Blues, and am going to consolidate my writings from several different sources here in a single blog. Soon, you should be able to find all my movie reviews, Places to Be, Geek Strand columns and everything else I write about here in one spot. I have already imported my Beach Ninja posts, so expect more and more updates to show up during the next few days.

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