My SyFy e-mail tells me that Outer Space Astronauts will have their “season finale” this Tuesday. What is that? Like 3 episodes? More likely, Syfy has come to their senses and are canceling the crappiest show ever to appear on TV (Heck, it made reality TV look good in comparison), but are too embarrassed to admit it.
So, remember not to tune in to Syfy on Tuesday, because you still might accidentally give yourself brain damage by catching a glimpse of this moronic production. (or wrestling–same difference).
SyFy Moron Update: Outer Space Astronauts Season Finale
Imagine Dumber: SyFy’s Outer Space Astronauts — BLOCKED
I am not a parent.
I do not have kids coming into my house.
However, I am turning on the parental controls on my cable box to block SyFy’s new “Outer Space Astronauts.” I can find no other recourse.
I know that SyFy programming outside Friday night shows is…well…targeted at the mentally impaired (Wrestling? Ghost Hunter Academy? Scare Tactics? Imagine Greater, my ass!), but this…show…To be honest, it is so bad that I don’t even want the chance to accidently see it while I am flipping channels. If I accidentally hit SyFy during Ghost Hunters or even WWE, I’ll go, “Damn,” and turn channels. But, I don’t even want to come close to having waste of programing and development dollars entering my consciousness.
I just wish it would block the commercials, too.
